A day in Dortmund

We didn't have time to plan anything for this fall vacation and most of the time we had to work. Therefore we took 4 days off to play tourist at home.
On our first day we went to Dortmund, on the second ... well we were going to go to Essen and do some cultural stuff but because the "Spiele Messe" was on we went to that instead, on the third day we explored Bochum and on the fourth Duisburg. It was quite an interesting vacation. I hope that you find this useful if you are ever in the region.

Given that Dortmund has one of the top soccer clubs in Germany I planned a soccer themed day. Now we are not soccer fans and don't support any teams (go Liverpool!) but nonetheless our first stop was the highlight of our four days. I booked us a tour of the BVB soccer stadium. My girls were grumbling about it from the time I first mentioned it, but they came along because it was better than the alternative (stay at home alone all day). 

Now my advice to you, if you go to the stadium, is to get there well in advance. If you are taking public transport and there is an event things could get tight and it might take a while to catch a train. If you are driving it could take you forever to find a parking spot. Plus the place is extremely badly sign boarded. We know the area and it took us a good half an hour to find a place to park because there was an event and they had reserved all the parking lots. Only one was free but the people manning the lots didn't know which one it was! I was very stressed out because I thought we were going to miss our tour and I had planned an extra 45 minutes for parking and finding the entrance. 

Stadium entrance. The museum is to the left and the fan shop to the right.

We half ran to the entrance, which is at the fan shop, and then had missed the tour by about 5 minutes. We were so annoyed. You could not have started the tour in a worse frame of mind. Someone headed out with us so that we could catch up with our tour, which was really nice. We caught up with them inside the stadium and it looked extremely small although it holds 81,000 people. 

After that the tour took another 45 minutes and it was amazing.  The tour guide was fantastic and obviously a soccer fan. I'll not tell you about the tour because that would spoil it for you. 

The very tight walkway that the players have to walk down to get to the pitch

I imagine that if you were a soccer fan it would be even better. 

The team "bench"

After the tour we went to the fan store (and didn't buy anything) and the BVB museum (admission is included in the tour ticket). The museum is very small and I would not pay extra admission to see it. The trophies are very impressive and the display about the clubs history was informative.

Since it was rather cold we didn't have a picnic here. Although there were some really nice gardens which would be perfect for a picnic.

Our next stop was the German Soccer Museum, which is just opposite the main train station in Dortmund. I must say that we were rather disappointed. The entrance tickets were not cheap and the museum didn't deliver. 

Museum as seen from the Dortmund main train station

My favourite exhibits were the ones on how soccer developed in Germany and on women's soccer. It took about 10 minutes to see these! Given that internationally the women's team is more successful than the men's it is sad that they only had a very small exhibit. 

Fun graffiti of Angela Merkel at the top of the escalators

You could watch a lot of old games, see a lot of trophies and memorabilia, and a horrible "3D" movie about winning the world cup. 

If you don't know what this is then you probably should not visit!

If you like this kind of thing then this is the place for you. It just gave us a headache and we didn't learn anything about the game. At the top of the building there is a restaurant and at the bottom there is a cafeteria. The problem with the cafeteria is that you have to walk through the whole museum to get there. Basically the museum is  one way street. If you miss something you have to go to the end and re-enter!

A much better place to visit would be the ... museum, which is also close to the main train station. We didn't go there last week but we've been there before and really enjoyed the exhibits. In fact Dortmund has a wide range of museums of varying quality, but there is something to suit everyone's taste.

Our next stop was the "Dortmunder U". 

The Dortmunder U seen from behind

We see the building every time we go to Dortmund because it is close to our favourite Sri Lankan restaurant. And we've wondered what was in it for years. So we were really glad that we finally were going to see it. 

Foyer at the U

Massive blown up pig in the stair well

They were having a Pink Floyd exhibition there so we were really excited until we heard how much it cost at the door. Since none of us are/were Pink Floyd fans we decided to skip it. The rest of the exhibitions in this building were free. Mainly it is an art museum. There was lots of paintings and installations. 

Frankenstein's work room. Look very closely to see the body parts swimming in the box

You can visit the terrace at the top of the building to get some good views of Dortmund. They have a cafe up there too.

The "U" as seen from the roof top terrace

A birds eye view

Lighting in the roof top cafe

There was one floor that was inspired by the Pink Floyd exhibition and you could "play" with the exhibits. 

Came complete with a box of tape so you could add your own art

Our favourite room in the whole museum was an art room that we discovered. It had signs that said you could take anything and be creative. There were all kinds of art supplies and it was a good place to chill with the girls. We were not very creative so we just took printed cards and coloured them in. It was fun, but I'm sure you could do many other things with the stuff there. 

Skate park across from the "U"

Graffiti at the "U"

By the time we left it was dinner time so we headed over to our favourite joint "Sweet Chilli" for dinner. We stuffed ourselves silly with potato roti, string hoppers, dosai, masala tea, mango lassi's and cream soda. I highly recommend this place. They serve plenty of vegan options and although it's not the kind of food you will be served in Sri Lanka it is definitely delicious and not adjusted to the western taste. It's also not very expensive and the portions are huge. We generally order an appetizer or two and two main dishes with two extra plates and are all pleasantly stuffed at the end of the meal. Be careful, unlike many places in Germany when they say hot they mean HOT.

You can find all these places and more on a google map that I created. 

Here is a list of other sights in Dortmund that you might consider visiting (also on the above map).

• Museum für Kunst und Kulturgeschichte Dortmund (museum of art and culture history)
• The Zollern Colliery - Zeche Zollern - museum for state industry
• DASA Working World Exhibition 
• Binarium - German museum for digital culture
• The Dortmund zoo 
• Hohensyburg ruins

Cheesy cauliflower bake

I found a nice cauliflower at the grocery store and decided to  turn it into a baked cauliflower, like my mum always used to make. Haven't had it for a while. We are going to enjoy it with some bratkartoffeln and vegetarian schnitzel.

Preparation time: 1 hour 15 minutes; serves 4 - 6 

Ingredients:

1 medium	Cauliflower
80 g	Peeled onion
1 tsp.	Minced garlic
50 g	Butter
30 g or 1/4 cup	Flour
500 ml	Milk
1/8 tsp.	Ground nutmeg
50 g or 1/2 cup	Grated cheese
3 tbsp.	Parmesan
	Salt & Pepper

Method:

Remove the green parts from the cauliflower and wash well. If you suspect that there are caterpillars, or other creepy crawlies, in it, place the cauliflower submerged in a bowl of salted water for about 15 minutes. They should all float to the top. I didn't know this the first time I made this on my mothers request. It was a very protein rich cauliflower!

Place the cauliflower in a steamer and steam for 15 minutes. You don't want your cauliflower to be completely cooked and definitely you don't want it overcooked. So keep an eye on it while doing the next step.

In the meantime you can put together the white sauce. First slice the onions and mince the garlic. Once this is done melt the butter over medium heat in a heavy bottom saucepan. Don't let the butter burn else the sauce will be ruined. If it gets a bit brown this is okay. While the butter is melting you can measure out the flour. Add the onions and garlic to the melted butter and allow to cook for about 2 minutes stirring all the time. Next add the flour and continue to stir. Allow the flour to cook for about 1 minute. Then add all the milk at once and keep stirring. If you stop stirring at any other point in time it's not so critical, but if you stop here you will end up with a lumpy sauce. If you didn't have the onions and the garlic even this could be saved, but with them it's neither possible to see the lumps nor to toss the whole thing into a blender. So keep stirring. To ensure that nothing gets stuck to the bottom I like to use a wooden spatula. If you buy one made out of a hard wood it can last for ever. Mine is almost 20 years old and still works well.

Stir until the mixture boils and then reduce the heat so that it is just simmering. Stir all the time. Now keep stirring until the sauce has thickened. Now you can remove it from the heat and stop stirring!

At which point my cauliflower was done. Perfect timing! Remove it from the steamer and run under cold water to stop the vegetable from cooking. If you are in the middle of making your white sauce and cannot stop what you are doing just dump the whole saucepan with the cauliflower in the sink and let cold water run over it until you have time to deal with it.

Add salt and pepper to taste, 1/8 teaspoon of ground nutmeg and the grated cheese (I used emmental but you could use anything that is at hand) and stir until it is well combined. Now place the cauliflower in an oven proof dish and pour the sauce over it. Sprinkle the top with Parmesan and bake at 180 C in a fan over for 15-20 minutes or until the cheese is golden brown. Garnish with some green herbs to make it look pretty. I used chives since they are growing wild in my garden!

And if you are wondering why there are so few photos with the instructions it is because white sauce and white cauliflower looks really bad on an overcast fall afternoon.

And finally since I have some extra time here is a printable version i.e. a version without all the noise ;)

Chapati

Chapati are easy to make and really tasty for just being flour, a bit of butter and water. My girls love them and the only thing that keeps me from making them more often is that they take a long time to make.

Preparation time: 1 1/4 hours ; makes 8 (serves 4 of my family) 

Ingredients:

350 g	Wheat flour
1/2 tsp.	Salt
175 - 250 ml	Warm water
1/4 - 1/2 cup	Flour for coating

Method:

For this recipe do not be tempted to use all purpose flour. I've tried using it and the chapati didn't turn out very nice at all. In fact it was just by chance that I made them  again when we were in Germany. In Germany the most common flour is pure wheat flour. In the USA you can either buy pure wheat flour or use cake flour. Place the flour in a large bowl and rub in the butter or ghee. Make sure that the fat is cold. This is espcially important if you are using ghee, which is liquid at room temperature (depending on where you live of course!).

Add the warm water and knead into a soft dough. You can now knead it by hand until it is smooth, which will take about 10 minutes, or you can put it in a kitchen machine with a dough hook (6 minutes). I'm terrible at kneading so I use the dough hook.

Then cover your dough with a damp cloth and place it in a warm place. I don't usually have a warm place so I just put it next to the cooker with the hope that when I start cooking things will warm up! Let it sit like this for at least 30 minutes.

Now comes the time consuming part... frying the chapati! Don't try to do this in parallel with anything else. It's best to do it once you are done with all the other things so that it gets to the table warm. You need a cast iron frying pan for the best results. You could use a non-stick pan, but it won't come out as well.

Put your pan on the cooker and heat it to medium high. You'll have to adjust the heat according to your pan and your cooker. You'll know if it's too hot because the chapati will start to burn! Take a piece of dough and roll it into a ball about the size of a golf ball. You can, of course, make smaller or larger chapati depending on the size of your pan or the amount of time you have (smaller ones taking way longer of course).

Dip the ball in flour and roll out to form a thin chapati about 22 cm in diameter. Put it in the hot pan and fry on both sides. The chapati will bubble in some places and, because the dough is so thin, burn in those places. Try to make sure this does not happen too much, but a little is necessary. If this burnt stuff sticks to your pan wipe it out with a paper towel before putting the next chapati in. Once you have put one pancake into the pan start forming the next one. If you have nothing else to do you should be able to have a chapati ready for the pan as soon as one is done. This will speed up the process a little bit.

Enjoy your chapati with anything. My kids sometimes just eat it with butter! But a paneer tikka masala on the side is their favourite (together with the butter of course).

MSU - East Lansing, MI

As part of our nostalgia tour we visited our Alma mater, Michigan State University. Otherwise known as MSU. It was amazing to see all the growth that has taken place in the last 16 years. The old buildings seemed to all stand in the same place as back when we were students there, but there were a lot of extensions and some amazing new buildings. Even if you are not alumni it's a campus well worth visiting on a trip to Michigan. https://msu.edu/visit/

Future Spartan??

Our initial plan was to walk around the whole campus and show our kids everything, and to take loads of pictures. I forgot one important thing when I made this plan and that was how huge the campus was!! We hardly had time to graze the surface and had to go back for a second visit!
If you go at the right time of year there are all kinds of things going on. Sporting events, livestock shows, theater, shows at the planetarium .... However, we had bad timing and there was nothing going on. We booked a tour of the National Superconducting Cyclotron, where my husband was a graduate student. The tours are free of charge and can be set up through the NSCL website. A PhD student showed us all the cool stuff and our kids got to see where amazing science takes place. Unfortunately it's a high security area and no photographs could be taken. The facility itself is growing at an alarming rate and with a new accelerator being installed the cyclotron itself will be deactivated very soon. I'm sure the tours will then become bigger and more exciting. Visit their website for more information about the 90 minute tour.

Another faculty that has grown is the math department, with a humongous new glass building on top of what used to be just a long corridor and a couple of lecture halls. I was hoping that the math library had been moved here, but was sad to find out that they had removed the math library completely and the new rooms were just seminar rooms.

So if you plan a visit to this amazingly beautiful campus there are somethings that you should definitely see. We started our tour at the MSU livestock pavilion. If there are shows going on you could spend all day here. It was not very busy when we went with just a few cows hanging around. The tarmac outside has not been resurfaced since I was in college. This is where me and my husband came, when things were quiet, to learn how to roller blade. I would be worried even riding a bike on the surface now!!

Up the road from the livestock pavilion is the Hancock Turf Grass Research Center. We actually never bothered going here as students, but MSU is pretty famous for their turf grass so we took the girls to see the grass. Fields and fields of Turf Grass awaited us. We were invited by the grounds person to go out and see the research taking place and were amazed at the grass that was surreal.

Back in the car and up the road visit the MSU dairy store. Fantastic ice cream, huge portions, decent prices (as long as you get many scoops). You can view their production plant floor from 9 am - 6 pm on weekdays. (We really would have liked to do this but we had to run to meet some old friends.) Take your mega scoops outside and walk over to the MSU horticulture gardens. Absolutely amazing place for a stroll 20 years ago. I'm sure nothing has changed for the worse! We didn't get here because we went for our tour at the NSCL (see above).

Jump into your car again and drive to the North side of the campus. Visit the most amazing Eli and Edythe Broad Art Museum. I just saw the outside and was amazed. If it had been open when we got there I'm sure we would have had a fun few hours looking at the art. 

Check out the website of the Art Lab, which is across the road from the museum, to see if there are any classes happening.

Another stroll around the old campus, which is north of the red cedar River, will take you through lush gardens and lawns to the iconic Beaumont tower and the MSU museum. 

If you still have any gas left take a stroll along the Red Cedar River to the botanical gardens (which are very small but well kept).

Don't forget to finish off your tour by visiting "Sparty", even if it is just a drive by photo shoot like we had to do.

If you feel hungry during your visit just drop into one of the dorm "food courts". Apparently the one in Brody Hall is the second largest in the USA (although I can't seem to confirm this)!!!

Enjoy your visit!!

Murunga (drumstick) curry

My husband noticed that the local Asian store had drumsticks, one of our favourite Sri Lankan vegetables, so we had to buy some. This little shop, Kashmir Bazar, in Bochum always surprises us with unusual, really fresh, vegetables. In fact I went there because we were expecting company for dinner and I wanted something unusual. What a treat! Of course we came out with more than we went in to buy. Including their super delicious, home made, vegetarian samosas!

Preparation time: 1 hours; serves 6 - 8 if served with at least 2 other curries

Ingredients:

350 g	Drumsticks/Murunga
1 cup	Water
1/2 tsp.	Tumeric
1 tsp.	Salt
1/4 cup	Onion, diced
2	Green chillies, sliced
1 sprig	Curry leaves
1/4 tsp.	Dill seeds
3 tbsp.	Coconut milk powder

Method:

Cleaning the murunga is probably the most time consuming part of this recipe. The skin is not edible at all. Thus when you choose your fruits make sure they are fresh, firm and not too thin. If they are really thin there will be no flesh to eat and if they are too thick it's likely that the flesh will be woody. I cleaned mine with a super sharp peeler. Don't try to take all the skin off because the flesh is too soft to be cooked without any skin. Here is what mine looked like once they were cleaned.

Cut the murunga into around 2 inch (5 cm) sticks. 

Once you've got them cleaned and cut the rest is rather simple. Put all ingredients in a saucepan, except for the coconut milk powder, and bring to the boil. Once it is boiled reduce the heat and simmer the curry until the fruit is tender. How long this takes will depend on the maturity of your fruit. Could be 5 minutes, could be 20. Put the lid on to speed things up. You can tell once the fruit is cooked because it becomes kind of translucent. If you don't notice this then just take out a piece and try it (see below for a description of how to eat murunga).

Once the fruit is tender add some coconut milk. Since it's highly unlikely that all your water has boiled off either use very thick coconut cream or coconut milk powder (as given in the ingredients above). If you use coconut milk powder remove some water from the curry, allow it to cool a bit (else the milk powder will clump), add the powder, dissolve and return to the pan. Bring to the boil and then it is ready to be eaten.

Eating murunga is the fun part. Each piece separates into 3 (you will see what I mean once you cook it). Take the end of one of these pieces in your right hand and stick the other end in your mouth. Now pull the flesh off by sliding the piece between your teeth. Turn the piece around to get the other side. My kids love this part! You could also try scraping it off with your fingers but this is tiersome and less efficient, although I believe it is the more polite way!!

Coffee meringue cake

This is a very old recipe. I think it comes from one of my mum's old recipe books but I cannot be sure. I have found it elsewhere on the web, but there are no references (surprise, surprise!).  I've made it a couple of times but it never turns out right. But it always tastes exceptional. This time it turned out perfect so I'm sharing my tips with you. This is a great cake if you have someone who is gluten intolerant, like my good friend whose birthday it was. 

Preparation time: 3 hours ; serves 8 (because it is very, very rich and sweet it could serve many more) 

Ingredients:

4	Egg whites (L or M)
8 oz/220 g	Caster sugar (if you don't have "caster" sugar see below)
4 oz/110 g	Granulated sugar
5 tbsp.	Water
4	Egg yolks
12 oz/330 g	Unsalted butter (Süßrahm if you are in Germany)
1 tsp.	Instant coffee dissolved in 2 tsp. hot water OR
150 g	Chocolate

Method:

There are some points during this recipe where you have to be really careful. The first place is when handling the eggs. Since the egg yolk does not get properly cooked you should use very fresh eggs and not give this cake to the young or the elderly. When separating the egg yolk from the white make sure everything is absolutely dry and free of oil else your whites won't become stiff when you beat them. There are many ways to separate your eggs and I won't go into that here because you can find multiple ways with a google search. 

The recipe calls for caster sugar. Its really important for making the meringue. It has to be very fine, but not as fine as icing sugar. Even German fine sugar is not fine enough. I got around this by putting my sugar in a small food processor and pulsing it a few times. Seems to have worked fine. Oh and if your sugar is not fine enough it will sink to the bottom of the meringue and you will have a sticky mess. (Still tastes good. A bit sticky on the teeth and nothing like a meringue.)

Once you have the two ingredients sorted out the next thing you need to do is prepare your baking sheets. You need 3 of them. Make sure you can fit all 3 in one go into your oven. If you can't then you can't really make this cake. You cannot let the egg whites sit while the first batch is cooking. The Whites will deflate and be useless. 

Take 3 sheets of parchment paper and draw 3 8" Circles on them. Tun the paper around to make sure that the pen marks are not in contact with the food. Make sure the paper lies flat on he baking tray. If it was in a roll you should roll it the "other way" to flatten it.  

Now put the oven on. I used a fan oven at 150°C (200°F). The oven has to be hot enough when you put the meringues in. This is not a good time to optimize!

Next Beat your egg whites in a metal bowl. Somehow eggs beat better in a metal bowl! You will know that your egg whites are stiff enough if you can hold the bowl upside down and the eggs don't fall out. This does not work so well if you use a glass bowl so be careful. Once the egg whites are stiff enough add 4 teaspoons of the caster sugar to the egg whites and beat until well combined. About 1 minute.

Now using a metal spoon fold in the rest of the sugar.

The next part took me a bit of reading to figure out how to do it best. Luckily macaroons are all the rage, so there were plenty of places to get some tips from. I packed my beaten egg whites into a piping bag without a tip (I don't own a tip large enough!), and then first piped along the circumference of the Circle drawn on the parchment paper. Then I slowly piped the interior.  At the end I took a spatula and smoothed the tops. Finally I put all 3 meringues  into the oven at the same time and baked them for I hour.

The meringues were done perfectly, which really was a pleasant surprise. Let them cool on a wire rack and start making the butter cream.

This butter cream is a bit involved but it is delicious. Do not be tempted to use a regular american style butter cream That would taste horrible here.


Put the sugar and water in a small saucepan and heat over medium heat, stirring until all the sugar is dissolved. Once the sugar is dissolved you can increase the temperature and let it boil. Don't continue stirring it, but give it a swish every now and then. While you are waiting for the sugar to be done you can beat the egg yolks so they are broken up and have a few bubbles. Now comes the eternal question. When is the sugar ready? If your syrup drips off your spoon like water it is not done enough. You need to be able to what they call "pull to thread". This means you can take a cooled drop of syrup and pull between finger and thumb to a fine thread. This description is actually pretty good one and you will see what is meant when you make the syrup! Make sure you don't caramelize the sugar.

Once the syrup is ready you have to pour it over the egg yolks beating all the time. It is really good if you have a second pair of hands here. Someone to beat & someone to slowly pour in the sugar syrup. Be very careful because you have to pour the syrup in when it is boiling. Don't pour it on the whisks because this will cause it to splatter everywhere and you will probably get burned. The syrup will cook the egg yolks at least a little bit. Keep beating until it is pale and fluffy. If making the cake with coffee flavour (which I highly recommend) add your flavouring to the egg mix. Now beat the butter in a separate bowl until it is soft and then slowly add the sugar mousse into the butter. Beat until smooth. If you want to make chocolate flavour melt your chocolate and add it to the butter before you beat it. The heat will help soften the butter in case you forgot to take it out of the fridge in time!

Now you can put the cake together and enjoy!

TVP - Soya chunks - Sri Lankan Curry

If you are Sri Lankan then you definitely have eaten TVP. You can get it in all kinds of flavours in Sri Lanka. It's not very popular among the wealthier, meat eating population, mainly because it does not taste good if not prepared properly. You might be tempted to just buy a pack with flavouring from the store and cook it according to the instructions. And then it will taste like my dad describes it "fake sausages with no taste". But if you use this recipe you will have a delicious curry to eat with anything you fancy. I've been working on this one for years and it passes my biggest test - my kids LOVE it!

Outside of Sri Lanka you can buy TVP in stores that sell Indian foods. They call them soya chunks, because this is exactly what they are! Chunks of dehydrated soya.

P.S. Don't waste your money buying stuff that claims to taste like chicken or cuttle fish (or anything else for that matter) because it won't and it will cost a whole heap more.

Preparation time: 10 hours (don't despair, read on); serves 6 - 8 

Ingredients:

125 g	TVP/Soya chunks
3 tsp.	Curry powder (Sri Lankan) or garam masala
1/2 tsp.	Chillie powder (fantastic hot, put as much as you can bear)
1/4 tsp.	Tumeric
1 tsp.	Salt
1 tbsp.	Soya sauce
1 tbsp.	Vinegar
1 tbsp.	Tomato ketchup
1/2 tsp.	Mashed fresh ginger
1/2 tsp.	Mashed fresh garlic
1 small	Onion
1 sprig	Curry leaves
1/2 tsp.	Dill seeds
3 tbsp.	Oil
3/4 cup	Water
3 tbsp.	Coconut milk powder
1 tsp.	Roasted curry powder

Method:

I learnt how to make this by learning a few tricks from a very experienced aunty. She was a very good family friend and was always very particular about food. She had a battalion of people to help her with the cooking and they produced some amazing dishes. I loved hanging out in their kitchen when I was a child. The first part is thanks to this experience.

Put the soya chunks into a large bowl. Pour the boiling water over the chunks. Don't just put enough water to cover them, but as much as the bowl will hold, or your kettle will boil! Stir the chunks to make sure they are all wet. They will naturally float to the top, but this does not matter as long as they are wet. Let your chunks soak for 6+ hours! If at any point there is no more water in the bowl then you should add more.

If you want them for breakfast put them to soak the night before. I generally put mine to soak as soon as I get up in the morning so that they are ready for dinner. Now you may not need to soak them for so long, a couple of hours might be enough, but if you let them soak for longer they taste better. However, I once put mine to soak the night before and when I went to cook them the next day in the evening I realized that they were rotten. Too much of a good thing! So don't leave them too long. In hot climates this might be a bigger problem.

Once your TVP has soaked for long enough the chunks will be all bloated. Now take a handful out of the water and squeeze it hard to get rid of as much of the water as possible. Continue to do this until you have squeezed all the nuggets. I know this is disgusting, but the water that you extract will look like pee and smell bad. This is exactly why you need to get rid of it!!! Now put the TVP back into fresh, warm water and let it soak for a further 30 - 60 minutes. Again squeeze out your chunks. This whole process will get rid of the nasty taste that so many people associate with TVP. By doing a final squeeze you are vacating space that will be taken up by the sauces and spices.

Now add everything in the list above from the curry powder all the way to the mashed garlic. Mix it in well and if you have some time let it sit for 30 - 60 minutes.

While waiting dice the onions and heat the oil over medium high. Then temper the onion, curry leaves and dill in the oil (i.e. fry them!) for around 1 minute. If it seems like the stuff is burning reduce the heat or remove the pan from the heat.

Now add the marinated soya chunks to the pan. Stir well so that everything is well mixed and then add the water. Cover the pot, bring to the boil and then reduce the heat so that it keeps simmering. I keep it at around 5. The thing with this curry is that the less gravy it has the better it tastes. So you have to keep cooking it until everything is either absorbed or evaporated. The longer you cook it the better it tastes. You could eat it after half an hour but to get the best flavour let it cook for an hour. Don't let the curry completely dry out. If you notice that it is dry add 1/4 cup of water. Obviously the longer you let it cook the more water you will have to add.

After around half an hour you can add the coconut milk powder. It's best to dissolve it first, and never add it to boiling water because it will form lumps. If you have a lot of liquid in your pan you can tip some out, let it cool a bit and use this to dissolve the coconut milk powder. Alternatively mix it with a bit of warm water. Now add this to the TVP and continue to cook it.

If at some point you get bored or just need it to be done NOW, like I do, just take the lid off the pan and increase the heat. Keep stirring so that it does not boil and then take it off the fire once all the liquid has evaporated. At the very end you can sprinkle on your roasted curry powder, although I must admit I usually forget to do this!!

And this is how to enjoy your TVP (or fake sausages)!!